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Meet Floyd. Floyd works at a dispensary. He is in his 30’s, has dreads, is 6 feet tall, wears mismatched socks and checkered Vans. He rocks a porn-stache and scruffy beard and can often be seen wearing mirrored sunglasses while judging all his customers. He takes pride in having a full set of teeth and squeezing into a size 30×34 skinny Jean and medium T-shirt. Floyd identifies as straight and is extremely knowledgeable about edibles and gummies. He can also roll 10 joints every 5 minutes. When he is not working, he loves to ride his scooter around town blaring Queen and Freddy Mercury on his Bluetooth speaker and enjoys drinking unlimited amounts of seltzer water.

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