“Ted”

Meet Ted. Ted was an avid cyclist and always wore a helmet. Until one day it was hot and he made the decision to take a quick ride with out his helmet. Yes collided with a mobility scooter and completely knocked his eye out of its socket. Ted can no longer ride and has sold all of his riding gear and opened up a hat store. Now you can find Ted smoking Cubans, drinking whiskey and watching reruns of Tour de France.